Sex Blog - Naughty Witch

There has been a lot of controversy over the past couple of years as to whether Britney Spears has had a boob job or not, and it seems that every time someone shows different pictures of her, her titties seem to magically increase and decrease in size. Well, I have found a movie that seems to prove that she has a pretty nice rack on her.

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I will admit that I do not watch American Idol, but you would have to be living under a rock to not have heard about this latest celebrity scandal. From Big Ol Boobies:

Okay, I admit it. I watched the “Primetime Live� Paula Abdul sex scandal last night. I’m not an American Idol fan, but I do love a good celebrity sex scandal. If you haven’t heard about it, Paula Abdul is under scrutiny because she allegedly slept with former American Idol contestant, Corey Clark while he was still competing on the show. She was also helping him out by coaching him to win the competition and giving him an unfair advantage over the other contestants.

You can get all the juicy details, and a Paula Abdul upskirt here.

I wonder what effect this is going to have on American Idol. I heard that there was a website out there that is encouraging people to vote for the worst contestant, which is apparently having some effect on the results. Now this.

Oh well, I am sure Fox will come up with something new.

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Q. Why did the Houston Oilers install Astro Turf?
A. To keep their cheerleaders from grazing on the playing field.

Yes, it is an old joke, as evidenced by the fact that the Oilers have not been in Houston for many years, but word is, it was based on truth.

So, the Dallas Cowboys decide to do something about the bad rep Texas chicks we getting, and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders soon became the standard by which all pro cheerleaders were based. Well, it looks as if Texas doesn’t want to be known for having hot and sexy cheerleaders any more. From Yahoo! news:

Texas considers ban on sexy cheerleaders

AUSTIN, United States (AFP) - Legislators in Texas, famed for its Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, considered legislation to ban ‘sexually suggestive‘ performances in schools.

The law would ban dance routines by school cheerleaders at sports events that one politician said was like something out of a strip club.

Exposed midriffs and ever shorter shorts and skirts have particularly outraged some legislators.

“Some of them are just downright vulgar, something you would see at an adult club or something,” said Joe Deshotel, a Democratic member of the Texas House of Representatives, which is considering the bill. “The problem is in the eye of the beholder, I guess.”

One of the co-authors of the bill, Republican Corbin Van Arsdale, said many parents want restrictions because they go to Friday night games to see young men clashing on the football field, not girls shaking their behinds on the sidelines.

You can read all about it here.

I don’t know how things are in Texas, but as I recall from my high school days, the cheerleaders used to be quite popular. In fact, if it wasn’t for the cheerleaders, I have my doubts that any of the cool kids would have attended any games or pep rallies. There has to be a reason why the football games had much higher attendance than say the baseball or basketball games, and I would be willing to bet that it was because the football games had a lot more cheerleaders and flag girls than any other sport.

I guess these legislators forgot how to have fun, so they don’t want anyone else to have a good time. If you want to have a good time, check out Adult Friend Finder. You might even consider sending a free membership to your local Congressman.

This might be my last entry to my blog after this. I have a feeling the Secret Service is going to be after my hot little ass, but I don’t make the news, I just report it.

Today, I present to you our nation’s first pussy. No, it isn’t Laura Bush’s pussy, I don’t think anyone wants to see that. So how about Jenna Bush?

Hold on, let’s go back and look at one of those a little closer.

Yes, we have Bush’s bush. For some reason I am reminded of the movie, “Full Metal Jacket” when Lieutenant Lockhart is talking about the upcoming arrival of Ann-Margret and he instructs Rafterman; “Get me some good low-angle stuff. Don’t make it too obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew.”

Well, I think we definitely see some fur there. So Jenna, a little tip, just between us girls. Check out the Finishing Touch Trimmer. It is only $15, and would come in real handy for those photo ops you find yourself in.

I have to say that the following story brings a lot of questions to mind. I found this at The Guardian:

A 23-year-old Norwegian woman was sentenced to nine months in prison yesterday after she was convicted of raping a man.
The Bergen district court also ordered her to pay 40,000 kroner (£3,340) in compensation, in what the local news media said was the first case of its kind in Norway.

According to court testimony, the January 2004 sexual assault took place when the 31-year-old man, whose name was withheld, fell asleep on a couch in the apartment the woman shared with her boyfriend.

He testified that he had woken up because the woman was performing oral sex on him. She at first denied it, but later changed her story, admitting sexual contact but claiming it was consensual.

You can read the entire article here.

Yes, apparently this traumatic experience left him with insomnia and virtually no interest in sex. I am afraid I am at a loss. I have yet to meet a man that did not like being woken up with a blowjob. She must not have been very good, or something.

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I was reading Click On Detroit this evening, and am glad to see that they have decided to provide sex education at George Mason University, in Fairfax, Va.

Apparently, they want to have a health fair to help educate students about safe sex, date rape and other issues that should be important and driven home to young minds at every opportunity.

Of course, it doesn’t help that they are in a backwoods, hillbilly state like Virginia, as this “health fair” has drawn criticism from Virginia State Sen. Ken Cuccinelli who apparently feels that education is the same as encouragement. If you tell someone they should only engage in safe sex it is the same as telling them to go out and fuck anything that moves.

The guy has some weird ideas, such as there is no such thing as safe gay sex. Hmmm, maybe this is a subject that hits too close to home for him. I wonder what closet he is waiting to come out of.

Yes, Paris Hilton is very hot, but not in the way you might think. I just caught this little tidbit from CNN:

Paris-Nicole spat goes public
‘Nicole knows what she did,’ says Hilton

NEW YORK (AP) – Paris Hilton is hot … over something Nicole Richie did.

But the hotel heiress isn’t saying what’s behind the feud with her co-”Simple Life” star.

“It’s no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends,” Hilton said in a statement Wednesday. “Nicole knows what she did, and that’s all I’m ever going to say about it.”

Last week, Hilton, 24, told USA Today that Richie will be replaced on “The Simple Life” by her friend Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of singer Rod Stewart. Hilton and Richie have starred on the Fox reality show for its first three seasons.

You can read the complete article here.

Okay, that is the story that is hitting the news, but what is it that could possibly cause a rift between two lifetime friends? Well, I have done some investigating, and this is what I have learned.

Apparently, Paris, Nicole and some friends were getting together to watch the video of Paris Hilton hosting Saturday Night Live. Nicole had put a “Paris Video” on the TV and Paris freaked out. I guess some of Paris’ family was there at the time.

Well, I guess that sounds entirely possible. For some reason us girls seem to have a problem keeping the cattiness out of our relationships, even with our best friends.

I will tell you what surprised me the most, and that was that CNN described Paris Hilton as the “hotel heiress.” I know she is, but I wonder if that was a prepared press release in another opportunity to promote her hot sex tape. You never know, she is quite the marketer.

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Apparenty, Motel 6 wants to replace the slogan of “we will leave the light on for you.” Well, here are the top 16 entries that have been submitted.

16. We’re working on that smell thing, too.

15. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.

14. As seen on “COPS”

13. If We’d Known You Were Staying All Night, We’d Have Changed the Sheets

12. Not just for nooners anymore.

11. We left off the 9, but you know it’s there.

10. You rented the room, now buy the video.

9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but would you have money left over for a hooker?

8. We’ll leave the Lysol for ya!

7. Hey, we’re not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!

6. We don’t make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*

5. It’s Hookerriffic!

4. Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins

3. Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!

2. Cheap and Easy – Just Like Your Mother

1. We put the “Ho” in “Hotel”

(All thanks to Lots of Jokes. )