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5/11/2005

Britney Spears Nipples

There has been a lot of controversy over the past couple of years as to whether Britney Spears has had a boob job or not, and it seems that every time someone shows different pictures of her, her titties seem to magically increase and decrease in size. Well, I have found a movie that seems to prove that she has a pretty nice rack on her.

Britney Spears titties

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5/6/2005

Paula Abdul Scandal

I will admit that I do not watch American Idol, but you would have to be living under a rock to not have heard about this latest celebrity scandal. From Big Ol Boobies:

Okay, I admit it. I watched the “Primetime Live� Paula Abdul sex scandal last night. I’m not an American Idol fan, but I do love a good celebrity sex scandal. If you haven’t heard about it, Paula Abdul is under scrutiny because she allegedly slept with former American Idol contestant, Corey Clark while he was still competing on the show. She was also helping him out by coaching him to win the competition and giving him an unfair advantage over the other contestants.

You can get all the juicy details, and a Paula Abdul upskirt here.

I wonder what effect this is going to have on American Idol. I heard that there was a website out there that is encouraging people to vote for the worst contestant, which is apparently having some effect on the results. Now this.

Oh well, I am sure Fox will come up with something new.

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4/29/2005

Jenna Bush Upskirt

This might be my last entry to my blog after this. I have a feeling the Secret Service is going to be after my hot little ass, but I don’t make the news, I just report it.

Today, I present to you our nation’s first pussy. No, it isn’t Laura Bush’s pussy, I don’t think anyone wants to see that. So how about Jenna Bush?

Jenna BushJenna upskirtJenna panties

Jenna Bush upskirtJenna Do I see BushJenna Cleavage

Hold on, let’s go back and look at one of those a little closer.

First Pussy closeup

Yes, we have Bush’s bush. For some reason I am reminded of the movie, “Full Metal Jacket” when Lieutenant Lockhart is talking about the upcoming arrival of Ann-Margret and he instructs Rafterman; “Get me some good low-angle stuff. Don’t make it too obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew.”

Well, I think we definitely see some fur there. So Jenna, a little tip, just between us girls. Check out the Finishing Touch Trimmer. It is only $15, and would come in real handy for those photo ops you find yourself in.

4/27/2005

Paris Hilton Getting High?

Our favorite hotel heiress, Paris Hilton, is under the camera again, only this time instead of smoking cock, it appears she is smoking pot, reefer, marijuana, chronic, or whatever it is you happen to call it.

Sexy Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton getting high
Paris Hilton Bikini

I guess Paris could be rolling her own cigarettes, but for some reason, I have my doubts. I don’t think she could put frosting on a cupcake, much less roll a cigarette.

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4/26/2005

Sex, It’s not just for the bedroom anymore

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 12:44 am

I was reading Click On Detroit this evening, and am glad to see that they have decided to provide sex education at George Mason University, in Fairfax, Va.

Apparently, they want to have a health fair to help educate students about safe sex, date rape and other issues that should be important and driven home to young minds at every opportunity.

Of course, it doesn’t help that they are in a backwoods, hillbilly state like Virginia, as this “health fair” has drawn criticism from Virginia State Sen. Ken Cuccinelli who apparently feels that education is the same as encouragement. If you tell someone they should only engage in safe sex it is the same as telling them to go out and fuck anything that moves.

The guy has some weird ideas, such as there is no such thing as safe gay sex. Hmmm, maybe this is a subject that hits too close to home for him. I wonder what closet he is waiting to come out of.

4/24/2005

Make Love, Not War

I remember reading in my history books that “Make Love, Not War” was a common anti-war slogan in the 1960’s, but I am not sure that this is what they were talking about. From Big Ol Boobies:

More nude female soldiers! This is completely unbelievable, these girls are in the midst of mortar fire, but they have the courage and bravery to pose nude for all of us guys! Now that is a call to duty! This little beauty is probably the hottest nude female soldier that we’ve had on the site yet, so I left her for last. Don’t cry, I’ll find more soon!

Click here for all the hot pictures.

I looked at the pictures, and I have to admit, if I was a guy, stuck out in Iraq, surrounded by other guys . . . and her, I would hit it. However, since most of you are probably not in Iraq, I think I will show you something a little more hardcore.

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4/22/2005

Paris Hilton Is Hot

Yes, Paris Hilton is very hot, but not in the way you might think. I just caught this little tidbit from CNN:

Paris-Nicole spat goes public
‘Nicole knows what she did,’ says Hilton

NEW YORK (AP) – Paris Hilton is hot … over something Nicole Richie did.

But the hotel heiress isn’t saying what’s behind the feud with her co-”Simple Life” star.

“It’s no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends,” Hilton said in a statement Wednesday. “Nicole knows what she did, and that’s all I’m ever going to say about it.”

Last week, Hilton, 24, told USA Today that Richie will be replaced on “The Simple Life” by her friend Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of singer Rod Stewart. Hilton and Richie have starred on the Fox reality show for its first three seasons.

You can read the complete article here.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie

Okay, that is the story that is hitting the news, but what is it that could possibly cause a rift between two lifetime friends? Well, I have done some investigating, and this is what I have learned.

Apparently, Paris, Nicole and some friends were getting together to watch the video of Paris Hilton hosting Saturday Night Live. Nicole had put a “Paris Video” on the TV and Paris freaked out. I guess some of Paris’ family was there at the time.

Well, I guess that sounds entirely possible. For some reason us girls seem to have a problem keeping the cattiness out of our relationships, even with our best friends.

I will tell you what surprised me the most, and that was that CNN described Paris Hilton as the “hotel heiress.” I know she is, but I wonder if that was a prepared press release in another opportunity to promote her hot sex tape. You never know, she is quite the marketer.

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4/16/2005

High Priced Call Girls?

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 1:12 am

It is amazing the lengths people will go to for good sex. I found this article at Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals:

Height of Pleasure, Brothel Offers Plane Sex

Having sex in Chile can take you to new heights. At least that’s the claim of local brothel Fiorella, which offers clients a flight over the capital, Santiago, accompanied by two ravishing women.

For 350,000 pesos ($500) a client is entitled to an hour-and-a-half session in a small but lavishly decorated aircraft complete with a cooler for fruit and champagne.

“We’ve been offering this service for around a month-and-a-half now. The standard service is for a gentleman accompanied by two of our girls, but we can also accommodate a group session.�

You can catch the rest of the details here.

I am betting that this is going to mean a lot of new members to the Mile High Club. I tried having sex in a plane once, it is not as easy as people make it sound. Trying to fit two people into one of those little jet bathrooms is hard enough, but trying to get on top, without his ass being sucked out of the toilet, well, let’s just say that sex in the backseat of my father’s Dodge was a lot easier.

4/15/2005

Everyone Loves Extreme Holly

Everyone knows that I am a big fan of Extreme Holly, and I am happy to see that she is gaining more exposure. I saw this over at Big Ol’ Boobies:

We were ultra flattered to hear that the latest extreme porn sensation, Extreme Holly, is a frequent reader of Big Ol Boobies Porn Blog! She says she’s here just for the articles (yeah, right!).

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Extreme Holly Gets Wet

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4/14/2005

Another Cell Phone Hacked

White Cheech has the scoop on this latest cell phone hack:

It was inevitable, ever since Paris Hilton’s T-Mobile SideKick was hacked, we have seen a flurry of similar occurrences with Fred Durst and most recently, Vida Guerra to name but a few. Well, White Cheech has just learned that Miss Nude Internet 2004 Vanilla DeVille’s cellphone has been hacked.

Here are some of the hot pictures from her cellphone.

Vanilla DeVille cell phone hack

You can find more at White Cheech.

I decided to take a look at Vanilla’s site and I have to admit, she is one sexy babe. I am talking about more than her firm, lucious tits, and an ass that would make any woman proud, and every guy drool. She just oozes sex.

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4/13/2005

Virtual Bartender, I need a drink

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 7:19 pm

I was visiting Boogies Blog and saw this item about Virtual Bartender 2:

oh…. SNAP. Virtual Bartender 2 is out. This time starring two girls… I dont know their names yet. I miss tammy plante !
I’m looking for a list of commands now, especially the secret commands. Find any good ones please post them in the comments box or send them via my contact form!

You can visit his site to find some some hidden commands.

I decided to check it out, and have a couple observations. First, these two girls are really hot. Secondly, if you put in the command “kiss” you can see that they are obviously enjoying themselves.

I tried the command “kill” and it cracked me up. Funny stuff. the command of strip was rather disappointing. Check it out, and come back and tell me your favorite commands.

4/9/2005

Looks are not everything

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 5:35 pm

I often hear that rich guys only go for hot looking women, but today has proven to me that this is not always the case. As reported in Yahoo News:

WINDSOR, England (Reuters) - Britain’s Prince Charles finally married the love of his life Saturday in a humble town hall ceremony that was a far cry from his fairytale cathedral wedding to the ill-fated Princess Diana.

After their tumultuous 35-year affair, Camilla Parker Bowles has gone from “commoner” to being the second most senior woman in the royal family after Queen Elizabeth.

Okay, let’s look at a couple things here:

#1. Prince Charles is not exactly what I would consider “handsome.” I think that possibly he used to be a toad that did not complete his transformation after being kissed.

#2. While he may not look like a fairytale prince is portrayed, he is the heir to the throne of England, so you would think that he could have his pick of the litter of all the eligible babes in England.

#3. While I may not look like Martina Warren, I know I am a lot better looking than Camilla Parker Bowles.

The word is that people in England are upset with this marriage, but I think the women should be ecstatic. This guy has money, power, the choice of any woman in England (heck, he was married to Princess Diana, and she was pretty hot), yet he settled for Camilla Parker Bowles.

I guess it is true that love is blind.

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4/8/2005

What’s That Smell?

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 9:36 pm

Modern technology is a wonderful thing. I just found this over at Mate Find:

Forget Dolby Digital and make way for Smelly Vision. A device is the size of a walkman and it is worn around the neck. It is activated by radio signals and told when to pump out a stink and, what stink to pump.

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4/7/2005

Britney Spears Cameltoe

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 2:30 am

Since I have been on a camel-toe theme lately, I guess it is only fitting that I came across this at Big ol Boobies:

Big Ol Boobies Porn Blog is very proud to announce the Britney Spears Camel Toe! This hot pic of Britney Spears was taken a couple years back, but it’s so hot to see her meaty pussy lips being squeezed into that red leather costume!

You can see the picture here.

You can tell that is a pretty old picture, because the last pictures I saw of her looked like she put on about 50 pounds. I bet her pussy lips are real meaty now.

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4/5/2005

Sex Is Good

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 9:33 pm

I am really glad that there are people out there to affirm things like this, otherwise I would probably be having sex just because it was fun, and it beats doing the dishes. Luckily, I have Mr Carey at Live Science to rely on:

Sex is an expensive and risky business. It steals time and drains precious nutrient resources. And each act of reproduction runs the risk of messing up carefully crafted genetic blueprints. So why do we do it?

The answer might seem obvious to you. But it’s not so clear to biologists who consider that despite a logical alternative – asexual reproduction by simple cloning without the help of a partner – sex is preferred in the wild.

Scientists don’t know how sex even got started. But they have long suspected that organisms prefer sex specifically because of the risk. The slight shuffling of genes produced through sexual reproduction may help organisms adapt more easily to a stressful or changing environment, the thinking goes.

You can read the rest of the article here.

Well, I have to agree with him on some of the points, danger sex is always exciting. Giving my date a blowjob while driving down the Las Vegas Strip, or fucking in a pool or lake with people within view is a huge turn on for me. And yeah, sex is fun.

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4/1/2005

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Filed under: — naughty witch @ 1:05 am

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3/29/2005

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3/28/2005

Tiffany Amber Thiessen Nipple Slip

I was reading Boogie’s Porn Blog tonight and it reminded me of my childhood. In particular, watching Saved By The Bell.

Tiffany Amber Theissen Nude
I grew up watching saved by the bell. I had an erection for Kelly pretty much throughout my entire teens. Who didnt? So when Tiffani Thiessen (aka kelly) decided to pose nude for the good of mankind well, I was pretty excited. Now after seeing these pics I realize its not entirely nude but honestly, I like a little imagination in my porn anyways.

You can read more, and get a link to the pictures here.

Okay, I will admit that Kelly did not give me an erection, but I can understand why a teen boy might get a hardon for her. She is a very pretty girl, and she has developed nicely.

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3/27/2005

Family Porn

Just when you think you have heard it all. How would you like to be watching a porno flick, only to discover it was starring your mom and dad? Yeah, me too. Well, that is what happened to one young Ohio youth.

Found at Weekly World News:

TEEN HORRIFIED AFTER DOWNLOADING SKIN FLICK AND DISCOVERING…
MOM AND DAD ARE PORNO STARS!

AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents.

Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. “I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, ‘Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I’m sitting on. Oh crap, it is!’ I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited.”

Timmy’s parents, “Captain Throbberson” and “Gina Jiggles,” as they were credited in the film, believe that their son needs to grow up and get over it.

You can read the entire story here.

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3/26/2005

Condoleezza Rice and George W Bush Dating

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 10:01 pm

Is it possible that Condoleezza Rice has something going on with President Bush? Being a woman, after reading the following, I am not sure. Found at Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals:

A pressing issue of dinner-party etiquette is vexing Washington, according to a story now making the D.C. rounds: How should you react when your guest, in this case national-security adviser Condoleezza Rice, makes a poignant faux pas? At a recent dinner party hosted by New York Times D.C. bureau chief Philip Taubman and his wife, Times reporter Felicity Barringer, and attended by Arthur Sulzberger Jr., Maureen Dowd, Steven Weisman, and Elisabeth Bumiller, Rice was reportedly overheard saying, “As I was telling my husb� and then stopping herself abruptly, before saying, “As I was telling President Bush.� Jaws dropped, but a guest says the slip by the unmarried politician, who spends weekends with the president and his wife, seemed more psychologically telling than incriminating.

You can read the entire story here.

Okay, maybe they are not messing around, but it sure sounds to me she at least wishes they were. I wonder if Condoleezza has discovered Adult Friend Finder yet. Someone with a busy schedule like her probably does not have time to go out cruising the bars, picking up guys, and is probably in dire need of getting laid.

You know, it is important that our nation’s leaders get regular sex, just look how well our country was doing when Bill Clinton was in office. Maybe I will have to send Condoleezza a free membership to Adult Friend Finder. I feel it is my patriotic duty.

3/25/2005

Dating Sites Work For Women Too

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 8:52 pm

This is a sad day in the news. First we have an attorney trading legal assistance for blowjobs, and now we have another school teacher having sex with her students. From the Denver Post

A popular social studies teacher at Ponderosa High School had sex with a troubled 16-year-old male student during several liaisons in her van and at her house, court records say.

Nicole Andrea Barnhart, 35, a married mother of two, surrendered Wednesday night to authorities and was advised Thursday that she was being held for investigation of sexual assault on a child by someone in a position of trust, and sexual assault as a pattern of abuse. She was released Thursday on $10,000 bond.

Barnhart and the 10th-grader were spotted together at the end of a dirt road in Castlewood Canyon by a Douglas County sheriff’s deputy on March 18. During the police investigation, friends of the boy said he boasted about having sex with his teacher, according to court records.

You can read the entire story here.

Personally, after seeing her picture I am not reaaly sure what this kid was thinking. Why does it seem like the accusations of teachers with students are always women these day?

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Blow Jobs Are As Good As Gold

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 6:45 pm

Well, at least they are for one particular attorney. I just found this at The Smoking Gun:

MARCH 25–A Texas lawyer was arrested yesterday and charged with offering to provide legal services in exchange for a sex act and some hot girl-on-girl action. According to cops, Steven Copenhaver, 56, solicited the “deviate sexual intercourse” from the wife of a prospective client and the woman’s sister-in-law. As detailed in the below Round Rock Police Department report, Copenhaver told Leigh Heavin that he would accept sex in lieu of legal fees incurred by Heavin’s husband, who is facing a criminal rap for allegedly assaulting her. During a visit last month to Heavin’s home, Copenhaver allegedly told her–and the woman’s sister-in-law, Malinda Tilley–exactly what he was looking for (you’ll have to read the document for the dirty details). And, he added, the women “might have to do this a couple of times.”

You can read the entire article and see a copy of the arrest warrant here.

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3/24/2005

Extreme Holly Comes to Fucking Jerk Off

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3/23/2005

Vegas Sex Party

All I can say is,"wow!” I was visiting Camel Toe Nude and they were talking about a new site Vegas Sex Party and this sounds like one heck of a deal:

I guess the best way to describe it is an extreme version of Girls Gone Wild! Every week they sponsor an orgy in Las Vegas and stock it full of pornstars and strippers, invite a few guys, and let them go nuts. Of course they film it all and share it with us.

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3/22/2005

Jenna Jameson Had Hot Sex With Cindy Crawford

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 11:32 pm

I know, I am probably starting an ugly rumor, but what is a girl to do? I read this over at Big Ol Boobies:

. . . in a new book written by Jenna Jameson, she mentions that while in Bangkok at a grand opening party for Planet Hollywood, Cindy Crawford allegedly made a pass at her! Although Cindy Crawford vehmently denies it, there have been rumors questioning her sexuality before when her and supermodel Christy Turlington were caught making out in front of a nightclub in 1991 and when Crawford posed on the cover of Vanity Fair alongside openly gay lesbian, K.D. Lang.

You know, before I read this I thought Jenna Jameson was a hot pornstar, but I am beginning to wonder about Cindy Crawford. She seems to be getting sexed up with anyone and everyone.

I have a feeling that if I go to Celebrities Exposed I am going to find pictures of Cindy Crawford with every hot celebrity in Hollywood and beyond.

3/21/2005

No Sex At the Movies

Wow, this is news to me, but it seems that wherever I look I am seeing the same story. This came from Boogie’s Porn Blog:

Well it looks like sex isnt selling at the movies any more according to Yahoo news.

Jeez. I wonder if it has something to do with the fact that we can find sex right in the comfort of our own homes without having to shell out 35 dollars after popcorn? And hey I can masturbate here.

You can read the rest of his comments here.

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No Sex Fashion

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 12:51 am

Everyone loves sexy lingerie, right? Well, apparently not. Fox News reports the following:

Underwear. It can say “I’m sexy.” It can say “I’m confident.” But can it say “I’m waiting for marriage?”

That’s what Yvette Thomas is banking on. Her growing line of clothing, WaitWear, plasters slogans like “Virginity Lane: Exit When Married” and “Notice: No Trespassing On This Property. My Father Is Watching” on underwear and T-shirts, and is meant to inspire young people to abstain from sex until they tie the knot.

“[Abstinence] makes so much of a difference in an individual’s life and the choices that they make, and especially at a young age,” said Thomas, 39

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3/17/2005

Hardon Lasts For Two Days

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 11:01 pm

I do not know why they decided to use this for the back page, but News 24 reports the following:

Hanoi - A Vietnamese man who took a fake tablet of the impotence drug Viagra was hospitalised after his erection lasted two days, doctors said on Thursday.

The 47-year-old man was admitted on Sunday to Binh Dan Hospital in Ho Chi Minh City from nearby Vinh Long province, two days after taking the Chinese-made tablet, said a doctor from the hospital where he was treated.

The man bought the pill from an acquaintance for less than two dollars on Friday and took it that evening.

He did not have intercourse after taking the pill, but could not get rid of the erection, said the doctor who declined to be named.

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3/15/2005

Angelina Jolie Sex Fiend

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 3:16 am

Angelina Jolie seems to be not only beautiful, but a sharing individual. I was reading Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals and he says:

Happily bi-sexual, once admitted that she had, at one point, wanted to marry model, Jenny Shimizou; used to be married to Billy Bob Thornton, once bragged at a movie premiere that they had just ‘fucked‘ in the car..lovely..she has breast implants and uses lip collagen.

I guess one of the advantages of being a hot and sexy celebrity and being bi-sexual, is that you can get laid whenever you want. Me, I use Adult Friend Finder because they can hook me up with someone local to me. I don’t have to be a famous celebrity.

More Nude Female Soldiers

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 1:27 am

I am starting to understand how this all volunteer Army is able to keep getting guys to enlist . . . it is all about the hot women. From Big Ol Boobies:

In our continuing series of bringing you hot amateur girls who are nude female soldiers stationed in Iraq, we found more of one of the girls we posted awhile back! And in my opinion, she’s got the hottest body of them all! She’s got a little meat on her bones and those big ol boobies that you just know it takes more than a handful to squeeze!

Check out Big Ol Boobies for all the hot and sexy pictures.

As a female, I have to compliment her on her nice rack. If you would like a nice rack like her, you should check out Breast Gain Plus. These things really work, and are a lot cheaper and safer than surgery. You can read more about them at the Rx and Herbal Pills Blog.

3/14/2005

Camel Toe Porn Site

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 7:57 am

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Camel Toe Nude even has found camel toe porn!

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Sheryl Crow Nude

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 12:34 am

Okay, I will admit that I am not really into girls, but I can appreciate a hot babe when I see one. This isn’t the case this time.

Sheryl Crow Nude

Well, its not something most people would care to see? I would guess, but, hey… its celebrity porn and that’s what we’re here for.

News Of The World has exclusive photos of singer changing in public.

You can read the rest of the story, and see some sexy pictures of Sheryl Crow’s titties over at Boogie’s Porn Blog

If I were Sheryl I would head over to Ultra Herbal and pay particular attention to Breast Gain Plus. I have read great things about it at Rx and Herbal Pills Blog.

3/13/2005

Lesbian Pussy is the Best Pussy

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 11:33 pm

I was visiting Porn Editor, and he sure seems to think so.

Actually, we like to watch lesbians licking another girls pussy, not because we like to watch, but simply because… IT’S ANOTHER GIRL LICKING ANOTHER GIRL’S PUSSY!!! There is no deeper hidden agenda. Watching a sexy set of lips sucking on a completely different set of lips is fuckin’ hot.

I love to watch the pussy lips open as a sweet sexy tongue glides up from the vagina to the clit. I love right on the edge of the tongu where the pussy lip kisses the tongue and wraps around as the tongue passes over. I love to see those juices, I love to see a lesbian suck on a woman’s clit and slightly tug on it with just the suction of her lips. I love to watch it snap back and jiggle just a little. I love to hear them moan.

Wow . . . you are going to have to go read his site, as it is getting me hot. Luckily, I have a Lifetime membership to Sex Pictures Pass and they have loads of lesbian porn.

I’ll see you there.

3/12/2005

Melissa Midwest amateur hottie

Filed under: — naughty witch @ 9:43 pm

As I surf around I notice more and more people talking about Melissa Midwest. Sex As Seen On TV says:

Melissa Midwest currently lives in Lincoln, Nebraska. You may recognize her cause earlier this year she was in all the headlines since they arrested her for being nude in public It made all the big places — CNN, USA TODAY, and a bunch others!

You can visit Sex As Seen On TV for all the juicy details on this cute amateur teen, or visit Melissa Midwest for all the hot action.