Sex Blog - Naughty Witch

There has been a lot of controversy over the past couple of years as to whether Britney Spears has had a boob job or not, and it seems that every time someone shows different pictures of her, her titties seem to magically increase and decrease in size. Well, I have found a movie that seems to prove that she has a pretty nice rack on her.

You can view the hot movie here.

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I will admit that I do not watch American Idol, but you would have to be living under a rock to not have heard about this latest celebrity scandal. From Big Ol Boobies:

Okay, I admit it. I watched the “Primetime Live� Paula Abdul sex scandal last night. I’m not an American Idol fan, but I do love a good celebrity sex scandal. If you haven’t heard about it, Paula Abdul is under scrutiny because she allegedly slept with former American Idol contestant, Corey Clark while he was still competing on the show. She was also helping him out by coaching him to win the competition and giving him an unfair advantage over the other contestants.

You can get all the juicy details, and a Paula Abdul upskirt here.

I wonder what effect this is going to have on American Idol. I heard that there was a website out there that is encouraging people to vote for the worst contestant, which is apparently having some effect on the results. Now this.

Oh well, I am sure Fox will come up with something new.

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Here is a free Paris Hilton gallery.

This might be my last entry to my blog after this. I have a feeling the Secret Service is going to be after my hot little ass, but I don’t make the news, I just report it.

Today, I present to you our nation’s first pussy. No, it isn’t Laura Bush’s pussy, I don’t think anyone wants to see that. So how about Jenna Bush?

Hold on, let’s go back and look at one of those a little closer.

Yes, we have Bush’s bush. For some reason I am reminded of the movie, “Full Metal Jacket” when Lieutenant Lockhart is talking about the upcoming arrival of Ann-Margret and he instructs Rafterman; “Get me some good low-angle stuff. Don’t make it too obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew.”

Well, I think we definitely see some fur there. So Jenna, a little tip, just between us girls. Check out the Finishing Touch Trimmer. It is only $15, and would come in real handy for those photo ops you find yourself in.

Our favorite hotel heiress, Paris Hilton, is under the camera again, only this time instead of smoking cock, it appears she is smoking pot, reefer, marijuana, chronic, or whatever it is you happen to call it.

I guess Paris could be rolling her own cigarettes, but for some reason, I have my doubts. I don’t think she could put frosting on a cupcake, much less roll a cigarette.

No matter. If you want to compare Paris’ pot smoking technique to her cock smoking technique, there is only one place, and that is Hotel Heiress.

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Yes, Paris Hilton is very hot, but not in the way you might think. I just caught this little tidbit from CNN:

Paris-Nicole spat goes public
‘Nicole knows what she did,’ says Hilton

NEW YORK (AP) – Paris Hilton is hot … over something Nicole Richie did.

But the hotel heiress isn’t saying what’s behind the feud with her co-”Simple Life” star.

“It’s no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends,” Hilton said in a statement Wednesday. “Nicole knows what she did, and that’s all I’m ever going to say about it.”

Last week, Hilton, 24, told USA Today that Richie will be replaced on “The Simple Life” by her friend Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of singer Rod Stewart. Hilton and Richie have starred on the Fox reality show for its first three seasons.

You can read the complete article here.

Okay, that is the story that is hitting the news, but what is it that could possibly cause a rift between two lifetime friends? Well, I have done some investigating, and this is what I have learned.

Apparently, Paris, Nicole and some friends were getting together to watch the video of Paris Hilton hosting Saturday Night Live. Nicole had put a “Paris Video” on the TV and Paris freaked out. I guess some of Paris’ family was there at the time.

Well, I guess that sounds entirely possible. For some reason us girls seem to have a problem keeping the cattiness out of our relationships, even with our best friends.

I will tell you what surprised me the most, and that was that CNN described Paris Hilton as the “hotel heiress.” I know she is, but I wonder if that was a prepared press release in another opportunity to promote her hot sex tape. You never know, she is quite the marketer.

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Since I have been on a camel-toe theme lately, I guess it is only fitting that I came across this at Big ol Boobies:

Big Ol Boobies Porn Blog is very proud to announce the Britney Spears Camel Toe! This hot pic of Britney Spears was taken a couple years back, but it’s so hot to see her meaty pussy lips being squeezed into that red leather costume!

You can see the picture here.

You can tell that is a pretty old picture, because the last pictures I saw of her looked like she put on about 50 pounds. I bet her pussy lips are real meaty now.

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I was reading Boogie’s Porn Blog tonight and it reminded me of my childhood. In particular, watching Saved By The Bell.

Tiffany Amber Theissen Nude
I grew up watching saved by the bell. I had an erection for Kelly pretty much throughout my entire teens. Who didnt? So when Tiffani Thiessen (aka kelly) decided to pose nude for the good of mankind well, I was pretty excited. Now after seeing these pics I realize its not entirely nude but honestly, I like a little imagination in my porn anyways.

You can read more, and get a link to the pictures here.

Okay, I will admit that Kelly did not give me an erection, but I can understand why a teen boy might get a hardon for her. She is a very pretty girl, and she has developed nicely.

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Just when you think you have heard it all. How would you like to be watching a porno flick, only to discover it was starring your mom and dad? Yeah, me too. Well, that is what happened to one young Ohio youth.

Found at Weekly World News:

TEEN HORRIFIED AFTER DOWNLOADING SKIN FLICK AND DISCOVERING…
MOM AND DAD ARE PORNO STARS!

AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents.

Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. “I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, ‘Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I’m sitting on. Oh crap, it is!’ I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited.”

Timmy’s parents, “Captain Throbberson” and “Gina Jiggles,” as they were credited in the film, believe that their son needs to grow up and get over it.

You can read the entire story here.

Poor kid. That will teach him to be buying memberships to adult sites before he is legal.

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Is it possible that Condoleezza Rice has something going on with President Bush? Being a woman, after reading the following, I am not sure. Found at Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals:

A pressing issue of dinner-party etiquette is vexing Washington, according to a story now making the D.C. rounds: How should you react when your guest, in this case national-security adviser Condoleezza Rice, makes a poignant faux pas? At a recent dinner party hosted by New York Times D.C. bureau chief Philip Taubman and his wife, Times reporter Felicity Barringer, and attended by Arthur Sulzberger Jr., Maureen Dowd, Steven Weisman, and Elisabeth Bumiller, Rice was reportedly overheard saying, “As I was telling my husb� and then stopping herself abruptly, before saying, “As I was telling President Bush.� Jaws dropped, but a guest says the slip by the unmarried politician, who spends weekends with the president and his wife, seemed more psychologically telling than incriminating.

You can read the entire story here.

Okay, maybe they are not messing around, but it sure sounds to me she at least wishes they were. I wonder if Condoleezza has discovered Adult Friend Finder yet. Someone with a busy schedule like her probably does not have time to go out cruising the bars, picking up guys, and is probably in dire need of getting laid.

You know, it is important that our nation’s leaders get regular sex, just look how well our country was doing when Bill Clinton was in office. Maybe I will have to send Condoleezza a free membership to Adult Friend Finder. I feel it is my patriotic duty.

I know, I am probably starting an ugly rumor, but what is a girl to do? I read this over at Big Ol Boobies:

. . . in a new book written by Jenna Jameson, she mentions that while in Bangkok at a grand opening party for Planet Hollywood, Cindy Crawford allegedly made a pass at her! Although Cindy Crawford vehmently denies it, there have been rumors questioning her sexuality before when her and supermodel Christy Turlington were caught making out in front of a nightclub in 1991 and when Crawford posed on the cover of Vanity Fair alongside openly gay lesbian, K.D. Lang.

You know, before I read this I thought Jenna Jameson was a hot pornstar, but I am beginning to wonder about Cindy Crawford. She seems to be getting sexed up with anyone and everyone.

I have a feeling that if I go to Celebrities Exposed I am going to find pictures of Cindy Crawford with every hot celebrity in Hollywood and beyond.

Angelina Jolie seems to be not only beautiful, but a sharing individual. I was reading Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals and he says:

Happily bi-sexual, once admitted that she had, at one point, wanted to marry model, Jenny Shimizou; used to be married to Billy Bob Thornton, once bragged at a movie premiere that they had just ‘fucked‘ in the car..lovely..she has breast implants and uses lip collagen.

I guess one of the advantages of being a hot and sexy celebrity and being bi-sexual, is that you can get laid whenever you want. Me, I use Adult Friend Finder because they can hook me up with someone local to me. I don’t have to be a famous celebrity.

I am starting to understand how this all volunteer Army is able to keep getting guys to enlist . . . it is all about the hot women. From Big Ol Boobies:

In our continuing series of bringing you hot amateur girls who are nude female soldiers stationed in Iraq, we found more of one of the girls we posted awhile back! And in my opinion, she’s got the hottest body of them all! She’s got a little meat on her bones and those big ol boobies that you just know it takes more than a handful to squeeze!

Check out Big Ol Boobies for all the hot and sexy pictures.

As a female, I have to compliment her on her nice rack. If you would like a nice rack like her, you should check out Breast Gain Plus. These things really work, and are a lot cheaper and safer than surgery. You can read more about them at the Rx and Herbal Pills Blog.

Okay, I will admit that I am not really into girls, but I can appreciate a hot babe when I see one. This isn’t the case this time.

Sheryl Crow Nude

Well, its not something most people would care to see? I would guess, but, hey… its celebrity porn and that’s what we’re here for.

News Of The World has exclusive photos of singer changing in public.

You can read the rest of the story, and see some sexy pictures of Sheryl Crow’s titties over at Boogie’s Porn Blog

If I were Sheryl I would head over to Ultra Herbal and pay particular attention to Breast Gain Plus. I have read great things about it at Rx and Herbal Pills Blog.

Celebrity Sex Scandals Continues
Alana Danta sex tape is discovered by another webmaster.

This new sex video shows Dante performing oral sex in an unusual way. “Seriously, this girl does it weird� writes the webmaster. “I blame her Belgian roots.�

Click here for more information on Alana Danta’s Scandal

Want to find all the exposed celebrities? All the scandals can be found at Celebrities Exposed.

Lindsay Lohan Tits
Lindsay Lohan had one of those nipple slips that seems to be common for Celebrities.

Well, well, well…..as an ongoing tribute to our celebrity boobies, we found these great pictures of the Lindsay Lohan nipple slip! This in demand young lady thought she was in the privacy of her friend’s car when the celebrity paparazzi caught her on film with her tit hanging out!

You can see the pictures at Big Ol’ Boobies.

All the celebrity scandals can be found at Celebrities Exposed.

Celebrity Hacking
Paris Hilton’s Cellphone hacking lead to Fred Durst’s sex video release.

Paris Hilton’s cellphone and Fred Durst’s sex video apparently have a Boston connection. In a lawsuit filed last week, Durst’s lawyers confirmed that the Boston field office for the U.S. Secret Service “was conducting an elaborate investigation into the Paris Hilton T-Mobile hacking matter, which now had expanded into the hacking of (Durst’s) hard drive.'’

Fred Durst Sues
The singer’s personal computer was hacked into and video footage of he and a former girlfriend having sex was stolen, it has been alleged.

In a $80m lawsuit against websites hosting the images, Durst’s manager alleges that he was approached by someone claiming to have obtained the material from the same source who hacked Paris Hilton’s phone.

The US secret service is currently investigating this and the Paris Hilton case, the court papers reveal. The 29 year-old singer claimed that the publication of the videos would cause him “harm, humiliation, embarrassment and damage".

One of the websites being sued, stated: “We don’t know why you’re so mad at us.

“Someone sent us a link to a video of your penis, we went into shock, and we shared it with the world for about two hours. Then we wept, found God, took a hot bath, and removed the video from our site.”

More Celebrity Naked Porn? Try Celebrities Exposed.

Secret Affairs Not So Secret
I heard on the radio last week that 87% of men that cheat on their wives die while having sex with the other woman. 87%! That makes me wonder what percentage of married woman die while having sex with another man.

Better yet, what percentage of men die while having sex with a married woman?

I was over at Celebrity Sex Scandals and seen an interesting article on how married men should always tell the truth.

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.

Click here for the rest of the story………..

I wonder what the death risk is for having sex with 2 girls at ones is?

Reading Big Ol Boobies Porn Blog today I seen she found an article about celebrities leaking their own naughty pictures and movies on purpose.

Celebrities Leak Personal Sex Pictures

Seeing just how much publicity Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson got from their infamous sex tape scandal, it wouldn’t be surprising to hear if some people like Fred Durst from the now declining in popularity, Limp Bizkit, leaked his own tape

Check out Big Ol Boobies for more on that story and these naughty naughty celebrities.

I was checking out Whitecheech’s Porn Blog today. He is at it again.

A few days ago I told you about Fred Durst’s T-Mobile SideKick getting hacked and I put up some pictures that came off of it. I identified the hot babe as Masha Novoselova.

Niki Coyne
He has pictures of Niki Coyne which somehow he came across. You can check out the Niki Coyne pictures over at White Cheech.

The Oscars Red Carpet
Brings out some honey photos of some of the hottest celebrities out there.

Celebrity Photos
Salma Hayek shows off every inch of her body, even if she has a dress on. I found this hot picture of Salma Hayek.
http://oscars.sky.com/gallery.asp?g=42&i=409

Penelope Cruz another hotty, doesn’t show off as much. But still is very hot.
http://oscars.sky.com/gallery.asp?g=42&i=410

Kate Winslet very hot, shows off a little cleavage on the red carpet.
http://oscars.sky.com/gallery.asp?g=42&i=417

Halle Berry shows off her slim waist and beautiful smile.
http://oscars.sky.com/gallery.asp?g=42&i=419

Renee Zellweger comes in with one hot dress. Someone should fire her hair stylist, she is cute as a blonde.
http://oscars.sky.com/gallery.asp?g=42&i=421

Celebrity Porn Pictures
While none of the above pictures show any of these celebrities in the buff, there are sites that do. Celebrities Exposed is one of the most popular sites with celebrity porn pictures.

Arnold Schawarzenegger and Steriods
Arnold Schwarzenegger says he has no regrets having used steroids to pump up his bodybuilding career. Arnold Schwarzenegger says it was something new on the market and done with doctors supervision.

So if a person can use steriods to build muscles, it makes sense to me that penis pills are still on the market after a few years of being around. Think about it, if you can use steriods to build muscles, then why not penis pills to increase the size of your cock.

What about the breast enhancing pills? I’m sure they can do the job as well. I don’t understand why any man or woman would think about surgery for these type of things, why not just use the pills. No scars that way either!

Ultra Herbal has penis pills, breast enhancing pills, hair growth pills, and even quit smoking pills. They also have patches and oils. They have been around for years, with high quality products.

Jordan wants Dirty Talk
Jordan admits she loves it when Peter Andre talks dirty to her in bed. She wants to hear “You’re so Fucking Sexy".

Jordan also says…"Then you can really get going with something ruder. You’d be surprised by the amount of women who really get turned on by weird stuff.”

Apparently the weird rude stuff makes her horny. Model Jordan warns there is a skill to talking dirty.

Find out what other dirty talk and hot celebrity porn at Celebrities Exposed.

I was visiting Big Ol Boobies and noticed that he has nude pictures of some female soldiers. The soldier is a pretty hot chick.

He says,

Well just as I promised, more pictures of naked female soldiers in Iraq! These amateur pictures of real soldiers stationed in Iraq are banned by the Pentagon from male soldiers in Iraq from viewing - poor guys!

If you are on a soldiers salary, and need lots of hardcore porn, you should check out Sex Pictures Pass.

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I don’t know how he does it, but White Cheech always seems to get the scoops in the world of celebrity porn. I noticed today that he was talking about Fred Durst and how his cellphone was hacked. Look at this,

Yep, you heard it hear first. Earlier this week, our favorite Hotel Heiress, Paris Hilton got her T-Mobile SideKick hacked. Now, it has been reported that several other celebrity customers have suffered the same fate. Fred Durst, whose number happened to be on Paris Hilton’s cellphone list, is one of the victims.

He even posted some pictures of Fred Durst fucking some chick by the name of Masha Novoselova, whoever that is. She does seem to have a nice ass and nice tits.

There is a shot of Fred fucking her doggy style and one of her sucking his cock.

That is what I like to do, sucking cock is what I do best.

Today I was checking out Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals. I found this post about Tara Reids Boob being caught exposed. One photographers was lucky enough to be around.

The party-loving star hit the headlines a month ago (DEC04) when her newly-enhanced left breast popped out of her evening gown as she was posing for cameramen on the red carpet outside the rap mogul’s party.

The full story about Tara Reids Tit is here.

Donald Rumsfeld with Paris Hilton and Condoleezza Rice
WhiteCheech Porn Blog seems to have some good breaking news. How does he get all his good info?

The untold story. White Cheech has just learned from reliable sources that Donald Rumsfeld not only recently visited Iraq but arrived there with Paris Hilton and Condoleezza Rice!

Better keep watch on this Rumsfeld Paris Hilton story.