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This might be my last entry to my blog after this. I have a feeling the Secret Service is going to be after my hot little ass, but I don’t make the news, I just report it.

Today, I present to you our nation’s first pussy. No, it isn’t Laura Bush’s pussy, I don’t think anyone wants to see that. So how about Jenna Bush?

Hold on, let’s go back and look at one of those a little closer.

Yes, we have Bush’s bush. For some reason I am reminded of the movie, “Full Metal Jacket” when Lieutenant Lockhart is talking about the upcoming arrival of Ann-Margret and he instructs Rafterman; “Get me some good low-angle stuff. Don’t make it too obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew.”

Well, I think we definitely see some fur there. So Jenna, a little tip, just between us girls. Check out the Finishing Touch Trimmer. It is only $15, and would come in real handy for those photo ops you find yourself in.

I have to say that the following story brings a lot of questions to mind. I found this at The Guardian:

A 23-year-old Norwegian woman was sentenced to nine months in prison yesterday after she was convicted of raping a man.
The Bergen district court also ordered her to pay 40,000 kroner (£3,340) in compensation, in what the local news media said was the first case of its kind in Norway.

According to court testimony, the January 2004 sexual assault took place when the 31-year-old man, whose name was withheld, fell asleep on a couch in the apartment the woman shared with her boyfriend.

He testified that he had woken up because the woman was performing oral sex on him. She at first denied it, but later changed her story, admitting sexual contact but claiming it was consensual.

You can read the entire article here.

Yes, apparently this traumatic experience left him with insomnia and virtually no interest in sex. I am afraid I am at a loss. I have yet to meet a man that did not like being woken up with a blowjob. She must not have been very good, or something.

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I have been hearing about the new amateur teen sensation, Ashley Brookes lately. I saw this over at Mate Find:

I am so jealous of this girls perky boobs! It’s just not fair that we all aren’t all born with boobs like Ashley Brookes! You can tell she really loves her site, every aspect of it is carefully thought out and done just right. The image quality of the picture galleries are great. There are movies of her only inside her site so far.

You can read all of her comments at Mate Find. She even has a free sample, which I happened to check out.

I will admit, if I was a lesbian, and she was into girls, I would be on her like a fat kid on a twinkie. She is cute as hell. Very nice titties and a lovely ass (I asked one of my boyfriends, and he said so).

I decided to give you all a free look at what you will find inside. I hope you enjoy.

Teen Amateur Ashley Brookes and her teddy bear.

Hot and sexy Ashley Brookes playing with a candle.

Those fine folks over at Cameltoe Nude have done a very thorough review on Barely Legal, a teen site brought to you by the world famous Hustler.

When it comes to harcore porn, one of the oldest and most respected companies is Hustler. Since they have several different offerings I decided to review their sites individually, and today, I will review Barely Legal.

There are several things I like about this site, but the first thing I noticed was that for only $4.95 not only did I get a 3 day trial to Barely Legal, but I also get access to Hustler and Beaver Hunt. So, I got access to three different sites, for three days, for a mere $4.95! I know I am going to like this.

You can read the entire review on Camel Toe Nude.

Pay particular attention to the last part of the review, as they have provided a link where you can get a FREE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP to Sex Pictures Pass AVS! just for taking a three day trial to Hustler’s Barely Legal.

Sounds like a heck of a deal.

It seems that everywhere I turn, I see someone talking about Raven Riley. I found my buddy, the Porn Editor talking about her again:

I found a new free site of Raven Riley for you. Go check it out. You won’t be dissapointed. Raven Riley is fine as hell. DANG!! I wish she would hit me up for some editing work I’d like to edit Raven Riley videos (hint hint, Raven). I’m telling you, I’ve seen them come and go, but none were anything like Raven Riley.

He even posted a red hot picture of her.

Well, I finally broke down and joined her site to see what all the fuss was about, and she is quite hot as you can see from this picture I found inside.

This hot 18 year old amateur is very hardcore and quite sexy.

Here are a couple free samples for you to enjoy.

Hot Raven Riley pictures

Sexy Raven Riley upskirts

Our favorite hotel heiress, Paris Hilton, is under the camera again, only this time instead of smoking cock, it appears she is smoking pot, reefer, marijuana, chronic, or whatever it is you happen to call it.

I guess Paris could be rolling her own cigarettes, but for some reason, I have my doubts. I don’t think she could put frosting on a cupcake, much less roll a cigarette.

No matter. If you want to compare Paris’ pot smoking technique to her cock smoking technique, there is only one place, and that is Hotel Heiress.

Watch Paris Hilton suck Rick Salomon’s cock in the full, uncensored video. Visit Hotel Heiress today.

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I was reading Click On Detroit this evening, and am glad to see that they have decided to provide sex education at George Mason University, in Fairfax, Va.

Apparently, they want to have a health fair to help educate students about safe sex, date rape and other issues that should be important and driven home to young minds at every opportunity.

Of course, it doesn’t help that they are in a backwoods, hillbilly state like Virginia, as this “health fair” has drawn criticism from Virginia State Sen. Ken Cuccinelli who apparently feels that education is the same as encouragement. If you tell someone they should only engage in safe sex it is the same as telling them to go out and fuck anything that moves.

The guy has some weird ideas, such as there is no such thing as safe gay sex. Hmmm, maybe this is a subject that hits too close to home for him. I wonder what closet he is waiting to come out of.

I remember reading in my history books that “Make Love, Not War” was a common anti-war slogan in the 1960’s, but I am not sure that this is what they were talking about. From Big Ol Boobies:

More nude female soldiers! This is completely unbelievable, these girls are in the midst of mortar fire, but they have the courage and bravery to pose nude for all of us guys! Now that is a call to duty! This little beauty is probably the hottest nude female soldier that we’ve had on the site yet, so I left her for last. Don’t cry, I’ll find more soon!

Click here for all the hot pictures.

I looked at the pictures, and I have to admit, if I was a guy, stuck out in Iraq, surrounded by other guys . . . and her, I would hit it. However, since most of you are probably not in Iraq, I think I will show you something a little more hardcore.

When it comes to amateur, hardcore babes, I have to recommend Ravin Riley.

Not only is she beautiful, but she is one of the only hardcore, solo girl sites out there. She does everything. If you have not read the review on Cameltoe Nude, you really should.

In the meantime, here are a couple of Free Samples for your enjoyment.

Click here for hot, sexy pictures of Raven.

More sexy pictures of Raven Riley.

It seems that blogs are not just for geeks anymore. It seems that hardcore amateur teen, Raven Riley may be reading blogs about her. I read this at Boogie’s Porn Blog:

Well, well, well. I checked my mail today and found some rather suprising stuff. Seems one of the good folks over at ravenriley.com read my post about the raven riley videos from her members section. Wanted to let me know how wrong I was. Apparantly since that post was made they’ve added a HUGE number of movies, over 100 hours. They’ve also added a ton of Hardcore stuff , both movies and pics. But he also told me that the best part about membership there was the live webcam shows. oh man. I’m still crazy about this girl, but I’m on a budget this month due to taxes and havent gotten a membership to check it out.

I can understand why he might want a membership to her site, as this girl is extremely beautiful. I read a really nice review about her site on Camel Toe Nude.

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Yes, Paris Hilton is very hot, but not in the way you might think. I just caught this little tidbit from CNN:

Paris-Nicole spat goes public
‘Nicole knows what she did,’ says Hilton

NEW YORK (AP) – Paris Hilton is hot … over something Nicole Richie did.

But the hotel heiress isn’t saying what’s behind the feud with her co-”Simple Life” star.

“It’s no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends,” Hilton said in a statement Wednesday. “Nicole knows what she did, and that’s all I’m ever going to say about it.”

Last week, Hilton, 24, told USA Today that Richie will be replaced on “The Simple Life” by her friend Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of singer Rod Stewart. Hilton and Richie have starred on the Fox reality show for its first three seasons.

You can read the complete article here.

Okay, that is the story that is hitting the news, but what is it that could possibly cause a rift between two lifetime friends? Well, I have done some investigating, and this is what I have learned.

Apparently, Paris, Nicole and some friends were getting together to watch the video of Paris Hilton hosting Saturday Night Live. Nicole had put a “Paris Video” on the TV and Paris freaked out. I guess some of Paris’ family was there at the time.

Well, I guess that sounds entirely possible. For some reason us girls seem to have a problem keeping the cattiness out of our relationships, even with our best friends.

I will tell you what surprised me the most, and that was that CNN described Paris Hilton as the “hotel heiress.” I know she is, but I wonder if that was a prepared press release in another opportunity to promote her hot sex tape. You never know, she is quite the marketer.

Click here for a few FREE video samples of the Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon sex tape.

Or do they gag? That is the question. According to Mate Find, gagging may be her thing:

Had to show that picture first so you get the full effect of what this site is all about. I guess the words, Gag on my cock really say it all though. I swear I can see cock in her throat. If you love watching girls sucking cock, then give this site a visit.

You can read the reast of her comments, and see a free gallery here.

Well, as I have always been a firm believer in the credo that good girls swallow, I decided to take a visit to Gag On My Cock and I have to admit I was quite impressed. Some of these girls can really swallow cock.

If you are into throat fucking, gagging, skull fucking action, I suggest you pay a visit to Gag On My Cock.

Here are some FREE MOVIE SAMPLES for your enjoyment.

I think I need to go suck my boyfriend’s cock, these videos made me horny.

Apparenty, Motel 6 wants to replace the slogan of “we will leave the light on for you.” Well, here are the top 16 entries that have been submitted.

16. We’re working on that smell thing, too.

15. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.

14. As seen on “COPS”

13. If We’d Known You Were Staying All Night, We’d Have Changed the Sheets

12. Not just for nooners anymore.

11. We left off the 9, but you know it’s there.

10. You rented the room, now buy the video.

9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but would you have money left over for a hooker?

8. We’ll leave the Lysol for ya!

7. Hey, we’re not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!

6. We don’t make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*

5. It’s Hookerriffic!

4. Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins

3. Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!

2. Cheap and Easy – Just Like Your Mother

1. We put the “Ho” in “Hotel”

(All thanks to Lots of Jokes. )

It is amazing the lengths people will go to for good sex. I found this article at Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals:

Height of Pleasure, Brothel Offers Plane Sex

Having sex in Chile can take you to new heights. At least that’s the claim of local brothel Fiorella, which offers clients a flight over the capital, Santiago, accompanied by two ravishing women.

For 350,000 pesos ($500) a client is entitled to an hour-and-a-half session in a small but lavishly decorated aircraft complete with a cooler for fruit and champagne.

“We’ve been offering this service for around a month-and-a-half now. The standard service is for a gentleman accompanied by two of our girls, but we can also accommodate a group session.�

You can catch the rest of the details here.

I am betting that this is going to mean a lot of new members to the Mile High Club. I tried having sex in a plane once, it is not as easy as people make it sound. Trying to fit two people into one of those little jet bathrooms is hard enough, but trying to get on top, without his ass being sucked out of the toilet, well, let’s just say that sex in the backseat of my father’s Dodge was a lot easier.

Everyone knows that I am a big fan of Extreme Holly, and I am happy to see that she is gaining more exposure. I saw this over at Big Ol’ Boobies:

We were ultra flattered to hear that the latest extreme porn sensation, Extreme Holly, is a frequent reader of Big Ol Boobies Porn Blog! She says she’s here just for the articles (yeah, right!).

For those of you who have been on a sabbatical in Budapest, Extreme Holly is a really kinky bitch who loves her sex nice and rough! This crazy slut does it all: violent blowjobs, abusive lesbian sex, group fucking, anal sex, gagging and puking, pissing, cum eating…I’ve even seen her snort cum through a straw!!

You can see the fansigns she made here.

Of course, we are happy to have Extreme Holly as a regular contributor over at Fucking Jerkoff. You should stop by and see what kind of crazy antics she is up to. She always has a hot picture to add. Today she started what could become a regular event, Big Boob Friday.

If you have not visited Holly’s site here is a FREE SAMPLE VIDEO. It has Extreme Holly with a new pornstar, Brooklyn, who is also a go-go dancer for Tommy Lee. She forces the chick to eat dog food. It is a pretty radical clip. You will want to JOIN HER SITE TODAY.

White Cheech has the scoop on this latest cell phone hack:

It was inevitable, ever since Paris Hilton’s T-Mobile SideKick was hacked, we have seen a flurry of similar occurrences with Fred Durst and most recently, Vida Guerra to name but a few. Well, White Cheech has just learned that Miss Nude Internet 2004 Vanilla DeVille’s cellphone has been hacked.

Here are some of the hot pictures from her cellphone.

You can find more at White Cheech.

I decided to take a look at Vanilla’s site and I have to admit, she is one sexy babe. I am talking about more than her firm, lucious tits, and an ass that would make any woman proud, and every guy drool. She just oozes sex.

Take a look at these FREE VIDEO clips to get an idea of what I mean.

I was visiting Boogies Blog and saw this item about Virtual Bartender 2:

oh…. SNAP. Virtual Bartender 2 is out. This time starring two girls… I dont know their names yet. I miss tammy plante !
I’m looking for a list of commands now, especially the secret commands. Find any good ones please post them in the comments box or send them via my contact form!

You can visit his site to find some some hidden commands.

I decided to check it out, and have a couple observations. First, these two girls are really hot. Secondly, if you put in the command “kiss” you can see that they are obviously enjoying themselves.

I tried the command “kill” and it cracked me up. Funny stuff. the command of strip was rather disappointing. Check it out, and come back and tell me your favorite commands.

I have been seeing the name Raven Riley popping up more and more often recently. Today I happened to stop by the Porn Editor today, and happened to see that he had some comments and a hot picture of her:

Isn’t that an awesome view of Raven Riley? Nice Ass!!
Now then.. what more can I say? Raven Riley has a great body. Her tits are nice as well. She looks like a girl you could hang out with and then of course later, fuck her brains out.

I want to chew her thong off with my teeth. I bet anything WhiteCheech has already fucked her.

You can see the hot picture of Raven Riley’s ass here.

I have to admit, her ass impressed me enough that I went and visited her site and she is hot!

Cute little boobies, and a hot ass for sure. She looks like she enjoys sucking cock, and taking a full on facial. Of course, who doesn’t?

Take a look at this FREE gallery so you can get an idea of how hot this amateur teen really is. I think you will join her site after checking her out.

Now, I wonder if White Cheech has fucked her or not.

I was visiting White Cheech today, and saw that he was writing about big tits, and used about a dozen different names for hooters, so I decided to do some research and find out how many different words people use for them.

This is a partial list of what I found:

A-B-Cs, Airbags, All Day Suckers, Alpha Betas, Alps, Amazons, Ample Supply, Angel Cakes, Annette Funicellos, Ant Bites, Appalachians, Apple Dumpling Shops, Apples, Aurorae Australis, B-52’s, Babaloos, Backbreakers, Baby Baits, Baby Feeders, Baby’s Best Friend, Baby’s Dinners, Babylons, Back Rubbers, Bags, Bait and Lure, Balboas, Baloobas, Banana Squeezers, Basketballs, Bassoons, Bazookas, Bigguns, Bikini Stuffers, Blouse Bunnies, Bodacious Ta-Tas, Boobage, Boobies, Boobs, Boy Bait, Bra Buddies, Brail for “Suck me", Brown Speckled Pups, Cantaloupes, Cha-Chas, Cheek Warmers, Chest Hams, Chest Ornaments, Chi-Chi’s, Cold Weather Indicators, Devil’s Dumplings, Earmuffs, Feedbags, First Base, Flotation Devices, Fun Bags, Gazoombas, Glad Bags, God’s Milk Bottles, Hand Warmers, High Beams, Honkers, Itty Bitty Titties, Juggies, Jugs, Mammaries, Man Magnets, Sweater Meat, Sweater Puppets, Sweater Puppies, Sweater Stuffers, Tatas, Titties, Winnebagos, Yahoos, Yum-Yums, and my personal favorite, ZZ Tops.

Trust me when I say that this is just a fraction of what I found. All of you tittie fans probably have 100’s of your own favorite nicknames.

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I often hear that rich guys only go for hot looking women, but today has proven to me that this is not always the case. As reported in Yahoo News:

WINDSOR, England (Reuters) - Britain’s Prince Charles finally married the love of his life Saturday in a humble town hall ceremony that was a far cry from his fairytale cathedral wedding to the ill-fated Princess Diana.

After their tumultuous 35-year affair, Camilla Parker Bowles has gone from “commoner” to being the second most senior woman in the royal family after Queen Elizabeth.

Okay, let’s look at a couple things here:

#1. Prince Charles is not exactly what I would consider “handsome.” I think that possibly he used to be a toad that did not complete his transformation after being kissed.

#2. While he may not look like a fairytale prince is portrayed, he is the heir to the throne of England, so you would think that he could have his pick of the litter of all the eligible babes in England.

#3. While I may not look like Martina Warren, I know I am a lot better looking than Camilla Parker Bowles.

The word is that people in England are upset with this marriage, but I think the women should be ecstatic. This guy has money, power, the choice of any woman in England (heck, he was married to Princess Diana, and she was pretty hot), yet he settled for Camilla Parker Bowles.

I guess it is true that love is blind.

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Modern technology is a wonderful thing. I just found this over at Mate Find:

Forget Dolby Digital and make way for Smelly Vision. A device is the size of a walkman and it is worn around the neck. It is activated by radio signals and told when to pump out a stink and, what stink to pump.

You can read the rest of the story here.

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Since I have been on a camel-toe theme lately, I guess it is only fitting that I came across this at Big ol Boobies:

Big Ol Boobies Porn Blog is very proud to announce the Britney Spears Camel Toe! This hot pic of Britney Spears was taken a couple years back, but it’s so hot to see her meaty pussy lips being squeezed into that red leather costume!

You can see the picture here.

You can tell that is a pretty old picture, because the last pictures I saw of her looked like she put on about 50 pounds. I bet her pussy lips are real meaty now.

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Everyone likes a nice upskirt shot, and after spending a little time checking out Upskirt Sniper I decided to give it a shot. I headed over to a local nightclub, camera in hand, and sought out girls in short skirts.

Pretty good job. don’t you think? I will post some of my other hot pictures later. In the meantime, check out Upskirt Sniper. These upskirts shots are 100% real. They are NOT STAGED and contain no models or actors at all. Every time they go to the mall, a restaurant or even church they have their camera with them rolling as many upskirts panties as they can get. These girls have no idea they were being filmed and probably never will.

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I am really glad that there are people out there to affirm things like this, otherwise I would probably be having sex just because it was fun, and it beats doing the dishes. Luckily, I have Mr Carey at Live Science to rely on:

Sex is an expensive and risky business. It steals time and drains precious nutrient resources. And each act of reproduction runs the risk of messing up carefully crafted genetic blueprints. So why do we do it?

The answer might seem obvious to you. But it’s not so clear to biologists who consider that despite a logical alternative – asexual reproduction by simple cloning without the help of a partner – sex is preferred in the wild.

Scientists don’t know how sex even got started. But they have long suspected that organisms prefer sex specifically because of the risk. The slight shuffling of genes produced through sexual reproduction may help organisms adapt more easily to a stressful or changing environment, the thinking goes.

You can read the rest of the article here.

Well, I have to agree with him on some of the points, danger sex is always exciting. Giving my date a blowjob while driving down the Las Vegas Strip, or fucking in a pool or lake with people within view is a huge turn on for me. And yeah, sex is fun.

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